Wednesday, 7 October 2015

Portugal Trip - the Preparation

Yes yes, its been a while.  After reading this post you should know why.

At the beginning of this year my efforts, along with another 114 out of our 11000 staff, was rewarded with an all-expenses paid trip to Portugal.  This for a travel fanatic like me was a dream come true, and to boot I was allowed to bring someone with (my future fiance, but more on that later).

Now Portugal was never tops on either of our lists for places to go, but hey, a free trip changed that.  This post will be about the preparation for this trip, what we did, our frustrations, fun, excitement, and planning.

The announcement was made in February.  After which I let my girlfriend (apparently real names on the internet are bad, so I'll refer to her as L) know.  At first she thought I was playing some sort of prank; then she thought my colleagues were playing a prank; and eventually realised that she is going to Portugal.


The first week was the worst.  I had know I had won, but no communication was sent regarding what was going on, when the trip was, or what was needed from us.  After which I received the first of many emails, which congratulated me on winning the trip and said further information will follow.  This first while I could go nowhere in the building without first being congratulated and asked several stock questions: "where, when, how".  In the following months we received several emails saying what we needed, our dates (the group was split in two and we were between the first group to go), the documents we needed, timelines and finally invites to a formal awards dinner.

Now I won't bore you with every mundane detail and will just skim through the highlights up to where we head to the airport.

The formal awards dinner was a great evening of fun.  This was hosted at Summer Place in Johannesburg.  The venue has the most amazing gardens and fountains where one could relax with a cocktail made by Flair.  Everyone mingled and sipped whilst the sun set and we moved indoors.  The inside hall was decorated like a bright Portuguese cafe, complete with streetlights and banners.  The food was a mix of succulent fillet, chicken, and spicy seafood.  The MC kept us entertained and got the formalities out of the way speedily so that we could enjoy the live entertainment... Mi Casa

If anything the formal awards dinner just made me more excited for the trip, and I decided that this would be the best place to ask the most important question any man will ask a woman.  This of course meant ring shopping.  Now those of you that stay with your significant other know how difficult it is to get away for a day without raising suspicion. Under pretense of a helping a friend out I headed to the mall and tried unsuccessfully to find the perfect ring.  After this I stopped in at my mom's and told her of the predicament and asked her opinion.  She then offered me the perfect ring.

Now we all know that travelling requires a lot of additional admin.  This included trying to get a Shengan Visa.  L managed to submit hers early, whilst I waited to the last minute.  This almost backfired on me as the documents I had to submit were not correct and I had to rush to get the right stuff (I forgot a page of my bank statements and they picked that up).  One week later I managed to get my Visa, but it seemed no one else in the office had theirs, nor did L.  Three days before the trip people started getting edgy.  Turns out the majority of the Visas were only complete on the day before and the day of the trip (the organisers were running like mad to get everyone's passports with Visa's to them).

So with Visa and ring sorted only one last task remained.  Asking the parent's permission.  L's mom didn't quite catch what I was asking at first so I had to explain nicely.  There were tears, there were hugs.  Her dad was easier to ask, but harder to get a hold of. I stopped off at his work and asked him there.

So there we were, packed and ready, at the OR Tambo International airport ready for what would be a great adventure...

Thursday, 18 June 2015

Marvel vs DC Characters part 2

The Avengers vs JLA

The Avengers (Marvel)



the Avengers fight "the foes no single superhero can withstand." The team, famous for its battle cry of "Avengers Assemble!", has featured humans, mutants, robots, aliens, supernatural beings, and even former villains.

Members (not complete list)
Iron man
Thor
Captain America
Wasp
Ant man
Hulk
Hawkeye
Black Widow
Hercules
Quicksilver
Beast
Scarlet Witch
Vision
Ms Marvel
Falcon
Captain Marvel
She-Hulk
Wonderman
Quasar
Spiderman
Wolverine
Sentry
Black Panther
Spider-woman
Iron Fist
Luke Cage
Mockingbird

The Justice League of America (DC)



The Justice League of America is the DC Universe's most powerful and premier superhero team, a strike force comprised of the world's mightiest heroes. They act as stalwart protectors of sentient life; Earth's first line of defense against terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, inter-dimensional and supernatural threats.

Members (not complete list)

Batman
Superman
Flash
Wonder Woman
Aquaman
Green Lantern
Martian Manhunter
Green Arrow
Atom
Hawkman
Hawkgirl
Black Canary
Cyborg
Zatanna
Elongated Man
Red Tornado
Firestorm
Fire
Ice
Guy Gardner
Steel
Blue Beetle
Power Girl
Bloodwynd
Jade

The Royal Rumble


This is entirely dependant on the line-up of each team.  However using what I deem as the strongest line-ups of both using their best known members it could end up something like this:


Avengers
JLA
Thor
Superman
Iron-Man
Batman
Captain America
Flash
Hulk
Wonder Woman
Goliath
Aquaman
QuickSilver
Green Lantern
Captain Marvel
Martian Manhunter
Wolverine
Firestorm
Wasp
Atom

Thor would dispose of Superman as his weakness is the Magic of Thor's Hammer.  Batman would hold back to analyse the Avengers.  Flash would outspeed Quicksilver. Aquaman's strength and durability should take down Goliath. Atom could outshrink Wasp where he who ends up smaller would win.  Firestorm would disable Wolverine by transmuting the air around him and knocking him out.  From there Captain Marvel would need to take on Firestorm which could go either way. Iron-man's Blasters could create an artificial fire to ring-fence the manhunter.  Hulk would demolish most of the opposition once Superman is out.

As such my result would be Avengers if Thor takes out Superman first. However if the JLA can keep Thor busy it would go the way of the JLA.

Monday, 9 February 2015

Marvel Vs DC characters part 1

In the next series I will be looking at several Marvel and DC characters that are similar (either in power or origins).  And just for the fun of it, I will pit these two against each other to see who would win in a fight.

 Man-thing (Marvel) vs Swamp Thing (DC)

Man-Thing

Origin

Man-Thing is a former scientist who was transformed into a creature composed of vegetable matter through the synergistic interaction of mystical energy and swamp mutagens. Though the beast now lacks a normal human intellect and has shed any desire to communicate with human society, it nevertheless often becomes an accidental hero as it stumbles upon various crime and horror scenarios

Abilities

  • Empathic Senses
  • Superhuman strength and durability
  • Ability to secrete a powerful corrosive chemical agent and a counter agent
  • Ability to teleport himself or others through 'the nexus of all realities'
  • speaks the Universal Language




Swamp Thing

Origin

Alec Holland, a scientist working in the Louisiana swamps on a secret bio-restorative formula "that can make forests out of deserts". Holland is killed by a bomb planted by agents of the mysterious Mr. E, who wants the formula. Splashed with burning chemicals in the massive fire, Holland runs from the lab and falls into the muck-filled swamp, after which a creature resembling a humanoid plant appears.

Abilities

  • inhabit and animate vegetable matter anywhere, and construct it into a body for himself.
  • transport himself across the globe by leaving his current form, transferring his consciousness to a new form.
  • superhuman strength.
  • Swamp Thing has also mastered the elements of fire, earth, water and air

 

When they take it outside?

This would result in a long protracted battle.  I would probably side with Swamp-Thing winning out in the end due to his intellegence as well as mastery over the other elements.




Namor (Marvel) vs Aquaman (DC)

Namor

Origin

Namor was born in the capital city of the Atlantean empire. His mother was Emperor Thakorr's daughter, Fen, and his father an American sea captain, Leonard McKenzie, of the icebreaker Oracle.  He became the Prince of Atlantis, and a warrior for his people against the "surface-dwellers."  Namor (AKA The Sub-Mariner) has been both a villian and a hero over the years and has been a member of The Invaders, The Defenders, the X-Men, and The Avengers.  It has since come to light that he is in fact a mutant.

Imperius Rex!

Abilities

  • Can withstand freezing temperatures
  • highly developed vision
  • Super human strength, speed and stamina
  • Super durability 
  • accelerated healing in water
  • Aquatic Telepathy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  


Aquaman

origin

Aquaman was the son of Atlanna, an Atlantean princess banished from Atlantis; and Tom Curry, a surface man and lighthouse keeper. Two years after his birth, young Arthur was found by his father playing underwater after he had apparently been there for an hour without drowning. Several years later, both Tom and Arthur himself would learn the truth about Atlanna's origins, as she would reveal that she came from the lost continent of Atlantis while she lay in her deathbed.Later, after his father's death, Arthur Curry would leave the lighthouse to venture into the oceans and find his true destiny. He would later become the King of Atlantis

Abilities

  •  Water adapted physiology grants him superhuman strength, endurance, durability, reflexes, agility, dexterity, healing, and senses
  • Enhanced swimming speed
  • Marine telepathy that grants the ability to compel and manipulate sea life
  • Able to speak and understand any language on Earth thanks to telepathic abilities
New 52 version

 
Aquaman Costumes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Dust-up

Another tight battle with both of their abilities being similar.  Personally I go for Namor due to his extra experience in battle and his cooler battle cry.


So after Part one we stand one all in the battle between Marvel vs DC.  If you were curious who came first:

Swamp Thing - House of Secrets #92 (June-July 1971)
Man-Thing - Savage Tales #1 (May 1971)
Namor - Motion Picture Funnies Weekly (April 1939)Aquaman - More Fun Comics #73 (September 25, 1941)